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Old October 29th, 2005, 15:47   #18
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Mt. Pleasant, On.
Originally Posted by Shugart
Originally Posted by SF
Too many self elected wannabe mods & admins here. They think they know it all & it is their jobs to be rude & set standard for newbie & others on this board. My question is: who appoints them in the first place?
Members from all across Canada select three representives from their region. These three members than make their way to a council meeting where upon a Mod Bearer is chosen. Once the bearer is chosen, he must find 8 more companions to form the Fellowship of the Mod. This fellowship then sets out towards Mount Tru, so they can attempt to destroy the Ring of Newb. Though they set out on a perilious quest, let it be known that they are not kind and honourable. Oh no..

It is rumoured that the one they call "HoJo" will defile and sodomize One hundred and eleven women just to see the looks on Childrens faces. Then there is Meat, AKA Destroyer of Kittens. He can kill 400 Kittens in a single stroke, and not even bat an eye. Freedom Fighter will eat your babies if he feels you unworthy of the "pimp stick". I could go on, but already my heart grows weary. Take heed of these dark words, for they spell out the truth in the process known only as "The Chosen".
I, hearby, nominate myself. Nomination accepted, thank-you. First order of business. Shugart is a geek. I, hearby, resign. Carry on.

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