My loadout options are "90s War Movie About Jungles" or "A Fanboy Fad/ Realtree for Nerds".
Thinking I need something new. What's the most obnoxiously obscure costume I can wear to Fakewar without breaking the bank?
(Sorry for hijacking OP, go play when/ where you want. 99.9% of people are just happy to have a new person out and playing, the other 0.01% of people who would actually give you shit should be aggressively ignored until they get banned.
Plus, what feels better than proving a person like that wrong by kicking their ass in their own game? Not much.
Give'r hell, bud!)