ALERT TO ALL! I have restocked ACME umbrellas! These are guaranteed to protect your Wile E. Coyote from all falling boulders and skies! Get your order in fast before they sell out. And they always go fast when these new laws come out! NOTICE: do not attempt to reuse umbrella after impact, will not be affective against bear attack, shark attack, or children under the age of 5.
"The hydrogen economy car from the people who brought you the 'Hindenburg
'" - Glen Foster
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex any more. A friend of mine wore one and was shot by the woman's husband!
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