LOL damnit just calm down, they're just fucking with you. It's not against the rules, but if you READ ANY OF THE STICKIED POSTS (they're stickied for a reason) then you would have seen this: "Getting Age Verified, How to and how long does it take?"
"Age verification is a process that is usually completed within the length of a few weeks. Not including the time it takes for you to meet with your verifier. Once your information has been submitted by your verifier it can take anywhere from a week to even a month for an update."
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