Kokanee shot me in the ass while I was taking a piss once...
Then I was shooting around him while he was taking a piss just to annoy him. He turned around after he zipped up and shot me right in the tooth.
And one VIP scenario while I was the VIP, my entire team of bodyguards died, and I managed to sneak my way to the extraction zone against the enemy team, which hadn't had a single casualty yet. They were waiting for me at the extraction point, I casually walked over to it and walked right in. "Eh, what's up guys? I win!" good times.