Since this thread is in the totally wrong area, has been necro'd by minors more than once who just cannot be bothered. I am going to lock the damn thing...If anyone else in the staff want to re open the damn thing that is there call.
Things to take away from this thread;
1. Fill out your profile accurately.
2. Follow links when they are provided to you. To be nice here is the link again
3. Complain to your friends about how unfair life is. The rest of us have already figured it out on our own.