IDontcare is right! Let's revolt against the admins! We can't let them have the power over us. Let's take ownership of the names given to us, and show them we do not fear their name changing tyranny.
Jordan, from now on, you will walk up to newbies with pride, and with a loud and command voice tell them "hi there, send me a message on ASC. My username is Mike Litoris". For you shall not feel shame any more. You will not break under their oppression. You will rise up, prove to them that though they can take away the name you registered with, they can not take away your spirit! YOU. ARE. MIKE. LITORUS. And if anyone mocks you, tell them they can suck it!