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Old February 17th, 2012, 18:05   #360
Ricochet
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: North Delta, BC (Greater Vancouver)
We've had a few good ones.

-I've had two teeth broken.
-Specter had a BB lodged in his face from Blind fire.
-Scarface stepped in a prairie dog hole, and his ankle wrapped completely around with his foot still in the hole.
-Another guy took a grenade to the face the instant it went off. (instant concussion)
-I had a grenade go off in my hand. (I'm lucky to have all my fingers, hurt like he'll though.)
-Tomahawk got side swiped by a dog doing Mach-chicken, and went ass over tea kettle.
-We had a lumber pile we'd use for cover, and the same dog knocked it over on someone hiding behind it.
-One of ours near had his thumb ripped off jumping over a wall. His thumb was bent damn near backwards.
-Nacho got severe heat stroke, and over hydration at a misim. He had to be evacuated as the battle started at a milsim.


-Best ever though was what happened to Rogue. He had his M16 leaned against his leg, while he was fixing his gear. The barrel mounted M203 was pressed up against his nuts. One of our guys walked by and pretended to drop a magazine, and depressed the M203 trigger (Yup, on purpose.). A lot of BB's point blank to the junk. We still laugh over that one.
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