Originally Posted by Janus
While I love satire and view it as the height of cynical humour, I must be the one to point out that this is the newbie tank, where newbies can go to ask any questions they want, no matter how dumb we think it is. It was the intent of this subforum to provide a place where they can ask questions without being flamed.
That being said, PM me and I'll tell you how to buy pop in the US and get it across the border.
no new participants were harmed in the conduct of this simulated thread...
The thread.. provides an accurate example of the effectiveness and efficiency of asking wide open questions having done zero research on your own.. and relying on anonymous advice.
Garbage in garbage out... it is a cautionary tale.. nothing more nothing less.
and ... the orbit of this thread has reached apogee ... I'm out