You fkn Soda pop guys are Gay. You get the fkn green tea guy with the tall can so it looks like a Miller High Life and the fkn Jones Bottles that are supposed to look like a Zima.
What the fk good is Pop gonna do when you really want to party, huh? Your little sugar buzz is never gonna get a skirt up in a club bathroom stall. You wanna get with the real hardcore, get your Card and buy from the big boy store.
You pansies, if you want to be all you can be and go Navy than you can swill some wine and get all elite about that, but don't tell me that you drink Molson Excel cuz you like the Taste Winnie.