you're doing it wrong Brian!
first you need to decide what you want to drink even if you have no idea what it tastes like, and then you need to reject all suggestions to try something else because:
-the bottle is too heavy
-the packaging is not beautiful enough
-your front lawn's regulations stipulates that you need a side drink with no bubbles to go with it, in case atmospheric pressure makes the bubbles in your primary drink too dangerous.
-people in the west have it good but here in the east (Ontario) soft drinks are very difficult to come by and you can only drink what you chose.