Originally Posted by z0ng
Not knowing what your tastebuds are calibrated for will limit our ability to provide useful guidance.
However I believe this is a universally loved drink:
Me and a buddy both have Jones Soda on Facebook, we asked them directly about Bacon flavoured Jones... they said they had sent a shipment to Canada (didn't specify more than that) and that they had sold out pretty damn fast.
You're going to have to cross the boarder yourself and smuggle the stuff back.
And you're going to have to ensure you have at least 407 fizz bubbles per CM cubed or else CBSA might confiscate (and drink) your cargo.
"War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise." - J.R.R. Tolkien