I felt like a moron for hitting on the barmaid yesterday, half drunk.
Thanks for making me feel better in comparison.
Ownership of airsoft guns is not illegal.
Firing an airgun within city limits is illegal in 99% of the towns I looked into, and I looked into a lot of city bylaws. That's a municipal fine.
Firing an airgun in a way that would put the public in danger is covered under different chapters of the CCC. That's a criminal charge.
Stating that you have a high paying job and then spouting off about being owed toy gun ownership only reinforces the image that you are an immature douchebag.
Get in contact with a local group of players ASAP, they might be able to salvage you. Other than that, keep the guns out of sight and consider pursuing another hobby.