Originally Posted by Gulag
Let someone pretend to get shot in the eye by ricochet? Just a small act, maybe his asshole will tighten up a bit.
Personally, I would probably throw his junk out of the window, but since you want to resolve it calmly...
That were my first thoughts, but this can easily turn against them.
Oh snap. That's true.
Don't replace his gun with a water gun. He might go and short out your electronic items....