Dude, you're a little out of luck with wood, from my experience. Your best bet is to sand the bitch down and stain the wood, you'll probably lose that grain look. This only applies if your gun is even real wood, which I have to question.
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Originally Posted by ThunderCactus
Like seriously dude. The incredible lack of common sense in the question could be scientifically investigated for evidence of a black hole.