I dose myself in gasoline.
Works like a charm.
I'm going to try smoking on top of this, it'll help keep those bugs away, right?
"...and if I fall, to taste the ground, and you hear that firebell sound. Don't fear, it's just the bullets, bouncing off my helmet..." -Hawksley Workman
"I sir, point & laugh at you from across the ocean."-Aquamarine
"It is that same freedom to choose that many organized faiths refuse to accept. And for that, I refuse to accept them."-MadMorbius