well... that's why this was done this way, Grey. Read a bit past what's on the surface - this was all a prank. It was a story that was made up to get some people a bit freaked out.
But nobody was actually put at risk.
Why? Because nothing actually happened.
Nothing was going to happen.
No authorities were involved or notified. No investigation was underway. Nothing was happening. It's all internet hearsay.
Yes, I do have some airsoft shipments stuck in customs right now, but they have nothing to do with the story that was made up.
But again, I apologize. More thought will go into having fun in the future.
(btw, if a prank is "clearly" a spoof or tease, it wouldn't make it that much fun now, would it?