What you could do is get angry at it for looking at you funny then savagely beat it until pieces come off...
In all honesty the only real solution to the weight "problem" is hollowing it out somehow
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Whoa guy with the thumb rings, save some pussy for the rest of us
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What idiot called them Black Bears instead of African Abearicans