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Old May 15th, 2011, 13:00   #993
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Originally Posted by KBarlow View Post
Uncontrolled firearm (HK .177 BB Gun, 400fps with metal BBs)

Prohibited replica firearm (KWA USP 6mm Airsoft Gun, 315fps with plastic BBs)

Umm... wat?
Yeah.... I've just learned to accept that. TBH if we had Engineers and Scientists running the country we'd probably be a lot better off. Honestly, there would be a lot of policies and things that make more sense. Case in point (I know this is a joke but there's some truth to it).

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?
George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
Also. What is the least useful college major if you need to rebuild civilization after the apocalypse? ANSWER (I guess the same could be said for the Lawyers, Politicians, Anthropologists and General Liberal Arts as well).
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