What a load... Let's go register our toys! If only it saves just one life guys!!!!!!
Someone should register a stapler or something else equally harmless just so they can say they did. Kind of like what one Brian Buckley did when he decided to register a Soldering Gun with the CFC. On the registration slip the Action is defined as "110 VOLT AC":
YouTube - Brian Buckley's Registered Soldering Gun
The fact this guy actually managed to get his Soldering Gun registered as a Firearm should really speak volumes as to the value of registration systems like these....