Thanks so much guys.
I have good boots, don't worry, these things have taken me up more mountains than I can count and saved my ankles multiple times. Not to mention they cost more than I plan to spend on my AEG
Hipster clothes probably wouldnt' work too well either. I haven't tried running in tight jeans but I can't imagine it would work too well.
And yes, scenario games are not at all what I wanted to do, I'll avoid them.