Stop me if I'm wrong, but this is how it went, right?
TNL: Hey guys, how do I do this fairly undocumented and generally bad idea thing?
Others: Don't do it, this is a generally bad idea.
TNL: Okay, well I (over)did it, we'll see how it goes. Thanks for the advice guys!
In all seriousness, I hope it goes well, and I hope most people never really try this. As Madmax and others explained, this requires some precision and a lot of care, 2 things most people don't really have. I also don't really believe the benefits will outweigh the risks in any way possible...well, except possible lulz.
"History shall be kind to me, for I intend to write it." - Sir Winston Churchill