I went through a whole game at TTAC3 getting hit in the nads 4 times...and yes I counted, its hard not to after getting hit in that area more then 2x per game. That wasn't a good night for me.
My most embarrassing moment was at Eco's CQB training course day 1 at CQB PB outdoors. Us trainees were gonna storm Eco's hold on the upper level of the church but I figured would be best to soften them up with my timed grenade. Pulled the pin, tossed it up, I tried throwing it with a bit of an angle to get it over the rail/wall on the side of the staircase...well it actually went straight as in straight up and straight down. Didn't TK anyone thankfully but I could imagine what the Eco guys on the 2nd level saw.
"Hey I'm the first one to say its a great country but its a straaaaange culture. This is a place where gun store owners are given a list of stolen credit cards but not a list of CRIMINALS and MANIACS. And now they're thinking of banning toy guns...AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE F**KING REAL ONES!"
-George Carlin 1937 - 2008 (RIP buddy)