How about this?
Because we don't want to babysit and if you can't wait until you're 18 to show off what a l33t sn1p3r you are, fuck off.
No one wants the responsibility of watching over a child during an airsoft game. Airsoft is what we do to get away from the kids from time to time.
Seriously, want to shoot people that badly and can't wait? They have airsoft for kids. It's called paintball. Or laser tag. Or nerf. Or whatever.
Age Verifier - Lower Vancouver Island
Brotherhood of Nod - Nod Prime || Vancouver Island Airsoft League - President