Originally Posted by Dogsbody
So, we're at the Sportsman show in TO and I say "ooo, look! Pretty gun." and my wife says "Do you want the pretty gun?" and I say "Yes, please." So she says "I will get it for you on one condition." and I say "what's that?" and she says " That you go out and play with it on a regular basis. No sitting around at home admiring it. You have to go out and find people to play with."
I have the perfect wife. And that's why I'm here.
It's not the only reason but it's the one that makes all others possible.
If only all wives and girlfriends were like that...