Revelations Ch 23:1
And the Lord spoke unto the masses, 'I am disappointed in thy tithings to my church.' The people replied, 'O Lord! Our money hath been tied up in an airsoft scam for many years since!' The Lord was silent most lengthily, and when He again spoke unto the trembling masses, His voice loomed with enough foreboding energy to power Las Vegas for a thousand years, the sound of His Heavenly Rolodex flipping, "What is that motherfuckers' name again?"
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