Thank you to all for the advice.
I held the AUG today and it felt awesome.
Hugged my shoulder perfectly.
If someones gonna make a sexual joke about that, it had better be creative.
Anyways, I realize the AUG is ugly as the shit I'm about to take, but I have been painting for years, and should be able to improve the situation somewhat.
I was thinking tiger stripe. Fairly un-subtle ones, at that.
I'll post pics in a few days.
About age verification, I'm getting on it, no worries.
I haven't gamed in a while since school got crazy, and I JUST got my M1, allowing me to get age verified, as I have been informed (correctly?) that health cards don't cut it anymore.
1) Where do I find a BB bastard dealer?
2) Who sells upgraded internals for the AUG?
3) Do I post pics of the painted AUG here, or in a specific paint thread?